Friday 4 December 2009

Sat Nav 3

No 3 in the Sat Nav series has been prompted by the previous post and subsequent beer lubricated conversations on the subject of people who either can't or won't think for themselves. I was actually obliged last week to nudge a rep-driven Vectra into commitment at a local roundabout as the driver seemed frozen in some incapacitating trance by the electronic gadget stuck to his windscreen. I'm a map man myself and given half a chance I'll sort out where I'm going beforehand. One of the key principles to successful navigation is the need to know where you are at any given time, lose that thread and you make work for yourself. I was trying to render assistance to a startled delivery driver recently who's SatNav had let him down. Within 30 seconds it became apparent that he had no idea what county he was in, he would have had more luck locating himself on my road map if he'd been blindfolded and given a pin to stick in the page. I couldn't get any sense out of him as he stared in disbelief at the blank screen on his dashboard. His blind faith in the electronic gadget was so strong that he had let it take him on a 4 or 5 hour delivery run to God-knows-where, the minute it expired he was lost, not just unsure but utterly without any concept of where he was ! Amazing. A recent trip to Ireland prompted a trawl of the Diplo map library, armed with a 1900 Bartholomew's Road Atlas and a 1:500,000 J&B Touring map from 1963 smooth navigation was assured, a more up to date sheet from the car hire company filled in the missing gaps and I was able to decline the offer of a rental SatNav from Mr Hertz. If I really needed open-heart surgery or a limb amputaion I might consider handing responsibility to another, (I'd need to see references, would want to verify the quality of his shoes and maybe check on his tailor) but for anything else I'll be in control thank you, and that certainly includes getting where I want to go. MORE SENSE !

7 comments:

Peter Ashley said...

I'm not surprised you've kept that map hidden from me. What a corker (or Corker, as it's Ireland.)

Diplomate said...

i have many, many more - to be released gradually on these pages perhaps......

Affer said...

The second ex-Mrs F-A's father managed to travel from Berlin to Warsaw, and thence to just south of Paris, all without a Garmin or Tom-Tom. The second ex-Mrs F-A would have enthusiastically joined him, but Himmler didn't allow children to join the SS.

Toby Savage said...

I like a good map too and have a boxful of old ones, but I do rely heavily on Mrs Garmin. Many of the sites I visit don't have a postcode yet, so some crafty planning on multimap, a map, and the sat nav, ensure I get there and back. Time spent planning is never wasted.

Peter Ashley said...

SatNavs are confiscated at the borders of Unmitigated England. Getting totally lost is one of the joys of proper motoring.

Thud said...

A map lover myself I find sat nav to be just another tool at my disposal and in some circumstances a rather usful one at that...sorry!

Majorwheels said...

Maps for me every time! - part of the joy of motoring is plotting the route and then following it!
I try to use the correct age of map for the car, so, I have 1950s maps for my Standard 10, 1970s for my MGB etc. Can make navigation somewhat challenging - but all part of the fun!