Sunday 29 November 2009

Signs of Absolution....

... or "Diminished Responsibilities". We are blessed in this quiet corner of County Diplo with a generous smattering of fine churches and it seems that local pressure for the introduction of yet another rash of ill-conceived signage is endangering our enjoyment of one more. The approach over the causeway across the flood plane to the South of the village of Fotheringhay offers what has long been at the top of my list of the best church-scapes in the country - somewhat blighted now as can be seen here. The bridge we are being warned about is indeed narrow but by no means invisible so I simply do not appreciate the need for the sign. Over the years there have been accidents here but surely the bridge was not at fault, some people simply can't drive properly, have no concept of speed, no spacial awareness or have failed to think about what they are doing. Quite apart from aesthetic and environmental concerns over road signage I have another, far more serious beef - I believe we have an ever increasing bulk of the population who can't think for themselves and in producing all this guidance we are only encouraging them to switch off. There is an argument that we need to point out hazards to idiots but conversely it has to be said that the more we direct, the more we diminish responsibility. At the West end of Diploville there is a quiet primary school, just inside the 30mph speed limit, it goes without saying that when some half-sharp double glazing rep flattens a five year old who carelessly steps between parked cars at school-out time, his defence will be that he was "only doing 30 - that's the speed thing in'it ...". No comfort really to those scraping bits of bloodied grey flannel shorts and satchel off the tarmac. Quite obviously the driver's at fault even if " ..he just came from nowhere, jumped out he did..." - however the local authority have absolved him of all responsibility by telling him it's ok to drive at thirty.
I was interested to hear the discussions taking place on the wireless over the weekend around the decision to require parents accompanying children from a Cambridgeshire school on a short walk to some event to be CRB checked ! A few things'll result from this - volunteers with a criminal record may be deterred from helping, child molestators and other unsavories who've been clever enough not to have been caught will be happy, the school will be absolved of all responsibility because they've done their bit and the children will be at no more or less risk than they were visiting the un-CRB checked priest for tea and cakes after mass - marvelous. To go back to the narrow bridge - not many people have ever had a head-on collision with a closing speed of 60mph, many of those that have will not have survived, many that survived will have expressed surprise that their obligatory seat belt didn't stop them getting a bloodied nose, some will have sued the car manufacturer and no doubt some will have sued the local authority for not telling them that a 10ft wide bridge is not wide enough for two cars to pass. None of the above should concern us in the least - remove those who can't drive, read a map, change a wheel etc etc from the road, we could then get rid of all the signs, there'd be more pleasure in driving for those of us that can and we'd be able to enjoy some of our splendid countryside without bright red and yellow aluminium scars. MORE ACCOUNTABILITY !

7 comments:

Affer said...

I'm with you - albeit from a slightly different angle. We now have a whole generation of tossers on the road who can only drive by road sign - instead of using their eyes to see what road surface/condition/obstacles lie ahead. Here in the fens, one frequently encounters signs warning people not to drive off the edge of the road; that's in case you can't see there is a ruddy great big canal alongside you!

Philip Wilkinson said...

Indeed. What a blight on the setting of this sublime church. There are too many signs around and they're increasing. There's actually a move in planning circles (in which I do not move, I'm pleased to say) to reduce the number of signs, especially in towns – the idea being to force people to use their eyes and, in urban contexts, to drive more slowly as they work out where they should be going. But too many ninnies don't see the advantages of this, so the reduction rarely takes place.

As for CRB checks, writers who occasionally do school visits are in revolt about this, I can tell you. I don't normally go to schools, but I know more than one writer who's threatening to give up because of the red tape - and since, on the whole, getting writers into schools now and then is a good thing, it's the children who suffer.

Alice Scradcza said...

Is it agains the law to broadcast Country Music in English schools? I checked www.crb.org and it seems acceptable....

Toby Savage said...

We are such a beaten, submissive race, the English. If we were French and had an issue with a new ruling - kiddy fiddler license, or whatever, we'd block the road with turnips until the buggers backed down!

Peter Ashley said...

Well done Diplo. I'm going to invest in a JCB and start uprooting all this crap. Round here they've started to put up signs that ostensibly warn of a 'works entrance' but in fact appear to be just openings at farm gates into fields.

Diplomate said...

in the fens ? affer - i thought you were a safe distance away in The North

Peter - i too spotted all those the other day out bisbrooke way

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