tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post4143207117698611780..comments2023-06-22T09:05:51.169+01:00Comments on Sweat, Steam and Gasoline: Ready Rubbed ....Diplomatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03941539934835529453noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post-68209862429716563922008-01-11T16:08:00.000+00:002008-01-11T16:08:00.000+00:00Oh for heaven's sake Peter, this is very important...Oh for heaven's sake Peter, this is very important stuff and not to be confused with Miss Mills in her jim-jams ( which i suspect is where your thoughts are turning to)Diplomatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03941539934835529453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post-56047837379828957142008-01-11T13:26:00.000+00:002008-01-11T13:26:00.000+00:00Here we go. Diplo's been watching The Parent Trap ...Here we go. Diplo's been watching The Parent Trap again.Peter Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00027878122724846472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post-64533343188820299592008-01-11T08:47:00.000+00:002008-01-11T08:47:00.000+00:00No doubt about the shoes - and serving wench is ab...No doubt about the shoes - and serving wench is about right, however I would venture that he is indeed the chaser here. Couple of Seagram's 7 Crowns after lunch and a glimpse of her Peter Pan Freedom Ring through her blouse as she wiped down his table have left him champing at the bit. " i was thinking of a little putting practice my dear, care to join me when you finish here ...." "why - Mr Wolfstein, I'd adore it .."Diplomatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03941539934835529453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post-9674701800906965522008-01-11T06:56:00.000+00:002008-01-11T06:56:00.000+00:00Well, let's be clear: he is not chasing her....it...Well, let's be clear: he is not chasing her....it is the other way around. A man like that would ensure that his *ahem* "pupil" was properly dressed. Look at her shoes: you couldn't play in those - you would fall over at the first swing! <BR/><BR/>No, she is in fact a serving wench from the clubhouse who has seen an opportunity to inveigle her way into this man's pension scheme (he is probably a retired Actuary) which she plans to access by driving him into excessive use of his niblick.<BR/><BR/>The semiotics of this ad almost certainly resulted in the golf courses of Maine being inundated with ladies of a certain age in unsuitable clothing, whilst the men all bought Pringle sweaters and rushed off to Portugal where at least they could get a proper game of golf.....Afferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04053428773264067176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post-10903397029812318892008-01-08T17:10:00.000+00:002008-01-08T17:10:00.000+00:00The more I look at it, and it is wonderful, I keep...The more I look at it, and it is wonderful, I keep thinking it's Philip Larkin. Except he'd have never have been seen dead on a golf course unless he'd had a heart attack whilst taking a short cut to the library.Peter Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00027878122724846472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post-54741225687695351152008-01-08T12:12:00.000+00:002008-01-08T12:12:00.000+00:00well - not absolutely. What we can be more sure of...well - not absolutely. What we can be more sure of is that his chances of success are pretty high. His posture, attire and evident charm are going to be overwhelming when combined with the apparent confidence that allows a man to conduct a chase with a pipe firmly gripped in his mouth. I can't help thinking he has got himself into this advantageous position by offering some guidance to the un-suspecting lady in the finer points of golf - " not to tense now my dear, a light grip and a smooth stroke .... here let me come around behind ..."Diplomatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03941539934835529453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554140173341020522.post-54905017682454731522008-01-07T23:29:00.000+00:002008-01-07T23:29:00.000+00:00Are we sure that's not Susie R on the fairway?Are we sure that's not Susie R on the fairway?Peter Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00027878122724846472noreply@blogger.com